Stephen Colbert on environmental regulation: "Yeah (EPA) -- stop already. When something is clean, you don't need to clean it anymore. That's why I sold my dishwasher and my bidet." See video here.
"I hate those new light bulbs." Pigtail light bulbs are for girls. (video)
We need more sugar, transfats, and salt in our kids' foods (video).
"We've already solved the global warming crisis", and the Keystone XL Pipeline will create billions of jobs. "Do you have some hybrid vehicle that runs on broken dreams?"
All this via the Grist list, see more from Grist.org here.